I’m salty squirrel. Think of me as your friendly, furry, neighborhood security bitch goddess. I delight in finding an ever-expanding panoply of stupid-ass cryptographic mistakes in “secure” products, and I’ll be sharing some of my journey here.
It’s pretty common for an introduction for a squirrel of my… disposition… to involve phrases like, “I tell it like it is!” or “I’m not politically correct, so suck it up, buttercup!” Call it the “Foamy effect” if you’d like.
That’s not quite my style. I’m not a Karen, I’m a fucking bitch goddess. If you’re the target of my wrath, you’ll know. I don’t need to throw out slurs to make cryptobros wriggle like the worms they are at heart. Besides, where’s the fun in using foul language if I can’t even be more creative than a mediocre man with a… complex?
Salty Squirrel's Security Screwups! 